Do you like toast?

toastAll around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "what do you like most?"
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell ‘em, "I like toast."
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!
I get up in the morning ‘bout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot, get toast.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
Now, there’s no secret to toasty perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again,
make toast.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have met a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread, make toast.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
Oui Monsieur, bonjour coquette,
Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!

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1 Comment »

  1. The Pudgeman Said:

    I love this song! Ask Big J, he’ll tell you! B4T


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